We inherited a copy of CIVILISATION, which as far as I can understand is going to be the end of life as I know it.

We may never write any more songs.

What disappoints me, is that there aren't enough options.
I don't want to meet with the Russian ambassador, I want to make my people fish. If I teach them how to fish, they'll eat forever.

The first thing my advisors told me to do was to build a road to the ivory source (read: elephants) to make my people happy.

mm elephant death. how civilised. and right next to an ocean full of fish.

All i really want for my people is a big wall to keep the invaders out, and some light evening entertainment. but i can;t work out how to make them build!

Anyway Joe got pissed off with it about three this am and turned the computer off.

ANARCHY in GEMVILLE!!!

oh, btw gig tonight, spreadeagle, hoxton. for REAL this time!
la vikinga xx