1) does shaving ones legs before getting into clean sheets cause universal smug feelings?
2) why is sex still a dirty word, when we wouldn't be here without it?
3) can anyone give me a good reason why girls aren't meant to swear?
4) bendy buses- why?
5) is it possible that i have written a song where its meant to be sung out of tune? in which case how will i ever record the fucker. I'm fine, by the way
6) does anyone know the significane of a black number plate with 111 written on it?
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